we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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