Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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