the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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