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its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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