just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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