You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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