: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sorry about my life...
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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