You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
All the doctor said was why
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