How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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