at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
