So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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