just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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