I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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