she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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