laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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