Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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