I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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