capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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