Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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