he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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