Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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