im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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