We're facebook friends in real life
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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