Me too!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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