hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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