You're so nebulous sometimes
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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