dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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