): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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