If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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