she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
please don't ironically join a cult
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