This girl is more easily done than said...
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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