Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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