We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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