I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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