Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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