Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
So vagazzling was a success
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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