He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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