can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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