when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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