Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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