Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Still dying that you shit outside
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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