Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize