Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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