just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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