Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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