i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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