i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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