I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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