Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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