I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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