Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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