im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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