So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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