So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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