I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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