i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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